Dear reader, for TJ’s birthday Soup made her a burn book….
We had some great ideas of who to put in it so we figured why not make a post about it…
Please take no offence this is purely for fun,
1. The Emperor- Star Wars
He looks looks like an arsehole….only wrinklier.
2. Darla- Finding Nemo
the fish killer is on the loose, she looks like Dora the explorer if she was a psycho and got in a b*tch fight.
3. Draco Malfoy- Harry Potter
4. Caleb- divergent
he’s a selfish little bitch…it should have been you!
5. Sebastian- The Mortal Instruments
he does incest
6. Prince Hans- Frozen
asshole of the Southern Isles
7. Alma Coin- The Hunger Games
8. Mother Gothel- Tangled
You stealing, lying b*tch…(your wrinkles are showing)
9. Stefan- the Vampire Diaries
your brother is hotter.
10. Umbridge- Harry Potter
She’s like cotton candy you dropped in a puddle
11. Edward- twilight
you look constipated and you sparkle.
12. Sharpay- High School Musical
little brat with an overdose of pink!
13. Lotso- Toy Story
you deceiving little overhyped, purple, fluffy hitler, get out!
14. John Smith- Pocahontas
you racist vanilla pudding of a man…
15. Peter Van Houten- The Fault In Our Stars
16. Jafar- Aladdin
with a name like Jafar, you should get Jafar away from me….
So that’s all for now! Is there anyone that you’d like to add? Do you agree with the people we have in this post?
sorry if the formatting is a bit weird on this post TJ wrote it on her dad’s iPad which is also why it’s late…..
Keep the needling army strong!
We do not own any of the pictures used all rights got o the respected owners…